What’s next, a dance studio?

Unionized Clown Posse

He could, he should, he won’t.

Businesses and personalities have different sets of followers on different social platforms and this is an easier way to give everyone the same content.

Sure, some people are going to use it with spambots, but it does have legitimate purpose for real people.

Spoiler: I’m a clown at a carnival and after almost quitting, all the employees unionized and now my pay is double what it used to be.

That post reeks of Stockholm.

I hope this turn of events causes her to make some permanent changes. Canceling holidays won’t be enough.

An… iPad?

That pun made me bristle, but I think I can handle it.

Me, just sitting there listening to Two Steps From Hell while an epic battle plays out in my head.

“You will deliver ze bread in an unmarked baker’s van.”

I’ve seen Korean girls dress like this unironically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikkFyIKNB60

Take all that neatly organized data and turn it into Christmas tree lights that have been sitting in a box all summer.

Big Trouble in Little Rock

I like to invoke the old magic of installing from a disc.

Smallest Japanese bill is ¥1,000 (about $8 USD).

I’m honestly shocked the Weather icon doesn’t just show the current weather at this point.

Run, Adora!

Oh, well, if the Kremlin says it’s not true…

The Japanese Conservative Party has almost no power. They are considered extremists. They really are just a bunch of loony toons that get almost no press coverage outside of bullshit like this.

The ruling Liberal Party is the non-extremist conservative party. (The irony is not lost on me.)