Not my story, but too comedic not to tell. Used to wash dishes with a guy, really cool dude, his stepfather was the head chef for multiple successful restaurants in the area including the one we worked at. Everybody else in the family is able to get whatever the hell they want for free. Shit, even managers got like $500 in gift cards to give to their family for free. But my dishwashing friend got a $20 gift card to the restaurant we worked at from his stepdad.
I was 9 years old. It was Christmas. My aunt and uncle got me a chocolate orange. I dont like chocolate.
A fucking android tablet. The worst one on the market: even a browser would lag opening the simplest pace.
But i was able to install Gentoo linux on it and hack enough to have fun. It was still pretty much unusable tough.
How long did it take to compile?
life
