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Good ol’ Bobby Tables
Thank you! I was getting worried.
Came here looking for Little Bobby Tables with the link loaded up in my clipboard!
Yes, I’ll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.
It’s Sims 2 all over again.
And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.
It’s like naming your dog ‘Cat’.
What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?
They’re currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names
Even if they weren’t you wouldn’t be able to contact them directly, nowadays they have s man in the middle who handles their communications. badum tss
You’ll have to settle for naming your child after one of their public keys, but then your child will only be able to talk to them.
I love you so much
NullPointerException
Oh no, we’ve lost
NaN
again!“don’t throw your child please.” “Why? What’s wrong with it?”
fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish
My grandma watches this
don’t even know what this is but I have been abroad since maybe 2010 so not suprised
Lol, my mother used to watch it too
“Pointer, where are you?” Points at Parent, my other child
OOP issues LOL!
Pointer, where is This, your other sibling?
They’re with Self and Construct.
Pointer moved to Hollywood, to become a character star. They had a string of interviews, but it ended in nothing.
Why no Ada or Janet? Or Haskell or Idris?
Ada is in fact named after a person, thus completing the circle.
So are Haskell and Idris (well, if you consider a singing dragon as a person).
Boolean is named after George Boole so that is too, sort of
Elif is a feminine Turkish name :)
You know, OOP in Spanish translates as “Programación orientada a objetos” or POO in case you need it
Same in French which is ofc very similar to Spanish: programmation orientée objet
A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets.
When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: “BYTE!! BYTE!!”. People get really scared when this happens 😂
Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog.
That’s probably a little unethical but the mental image is absolutely hilarious.
“Yo shut the fuck up Linked list, you’re annoying as hell”
Little baby FORTRAN
Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.
And my dog, Cat.
What about grep and ack?
Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.
I guess head and tail are your grandparents?
“child” seems to be enough. short and concise.
“Slave” works too.
child-1 just in case
Yeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0
Error in line 1: You can’t use a reserved symbol in a variable name.
Definitely naming my next dog Byte.
Edit: Petabyte!