I eat wordsA to Astronomy@mander.xyzEnglish · 8 months agoStudy: Dark matter does not exist and the universe is 27 billion years oldwww.earth.comexternal-linkmessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1198arrow-down118file-text
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minus-squareTroy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·8 months agoWildass hypothesis I just pulled out of my ass with an undergraduate degree in applied physics: maybe interaction with particles emerging from quantum vacuum? Okay, that sounds like great technobabble. I’m going to watch star trek now ;)
minus-squareatzanteol@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·8 months agoSeems you may be on to something. Virtual particle interactions seems to be a hypothesis for tired light. To test this I suggest we reprogram the deflector dish to emit a low-power tachyon pulse to see if we can excite the non-baryonic mass interactions.
minus-squareCitizenKong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·8 months agoDon’t forget to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!
minus-squarefelbane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·8 months agoShit, if only my turbo encabulator wasn’t broken!
minus-squareumbrella@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·8 months agothose are old tech. obsolete even.
minus-squareRageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·8 months agoYou sound like you know what you’re talking about. I’m taking notes. 📝🧐
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·8 months agoIt’s those damn inertial dampeners again
Wildass hypothesis I just pulled out of my ass with an undergraduate degree in applied physics: maybe interaction with particles emerging from quantum vacuum?
Okay, that sounds like great technobabble. I’m going to watch star trek now ;)
Seems you may be on to something. Virtual particle interactions seems to be a hypothesis for tired light.
To test this I suggest we reprogram the deflector dish to emit a low-power tachyon pulse to see if we can excite the non-baryonic mass interactions.
Don’t forget to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!
Shit, if only my turbo encabulator wasn’t broken!
those are old tech.
obsolete even.
You sound like you know what you’re talking about. I’m taking notes. 📝🧐
It’s those damn inertial dampeners again