I usually whisper, “I’ll flip every table in this joint if you don’t take my card, including the one with that child at it”, and while it has a 100% success rate, I can’t help but feel terrible about it, later. What are some alternatives?

  • LetMeEatCake@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I’d tell my friend that this one is on me. If they protested I’d offer to let them take the next time we ate at a restaurant.

    I’m a big fan of paying bills separately though.