Me, 38 years old sitting here in my Darth Vader jacket with my Trek shirt underneath (I like sacrilege, that’s my jam).

People tell me, “Wow, you don’t look like you’re about to be 40!”

Umm, yes I do. I’ve drank and smoked myself into a state of mental growth paralysis. You think I look younger than I am because I still dress like a millennial teenager and you’re 65.

Kawaii Gandalf