seahorse [Ohio]
I run the midwest.social instance as well as the undernopretext.social mastodon instance
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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Lord of the memes@midwest.social•[Meta] Addressing the recent dramaEnglish
241·2 years agoOh yeah, forgot about that. Looking at it now that looks pretty bad. Was just trying to emphasize I’m not removing it but it definitely looks pretty power trippy and I apologize.
Edit: as far as locking it goes I was getting absolutely bombarded with notifications while at work and I don’t really have an active mod team.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Lord of the memes@midwest.social•[Meta] Addressing the recent dramaEnglish
471·2 years agoWell, not gonna beat around the bush, was having a shitty day that day for one thing and I did find the report for someone saying “do elon next!” annoying, and then found out the reporter is a known mass reporter for shit like that, so I at the time decided to just “nip it in the bud” if you will. I didn’t think at the time it was a big deal but I guess it was. After a bit of time passed I decided to reverse the ban. I keep forgetting reports go to both instances’ admins, not just me, so reporting something that is against other instances’ rules is fair.
This probably won’t change anyone’s mind but that is my side of the story.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Lord of the memes@midwest.social•FOR TRANS YOUTH!English
261·2 years ago
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPto
Lord of the memes@midwest.social•I saw this and now you will tooEnglish
2·2 years agoHumped it to smithereens
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMto
Cats@midwest.social•David has claimed my duvetEnglish
41·2 years agoSometimes but most of the times no.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMto
Cats@midwest.social•David 3 minutes after I put the box on the groundEnglish
1·2 years agoAww
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMto
Cats@midwest.social•David 3 minutes after I put the box on the groundEnglish
4·2 years agoHe was originally my grandpa’s cat. He named him after the statue.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Lord of the memes@midwest.social•It's just a prankEnglish
7·2 years agoA cruel jape!
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social•Don't be hatin', this is what American Culture looks likeEnglish
5·2 years agoYou may not like it, but this is what peak caloric intake looks like
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social•RizzaEnglish
16·2 years agoThis is the proper way to inflict max damage on Italians.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMto
Cats@midwest.social•David was a very good boy at the vetEnglish
101·2 years agoThe vet was absolutely smitten by him. He’s incredibly docile and well-behaved. She said she wishes all cats were like him.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social•This is real rule.English
14·2 years agoJust don’t get any on you when watching Cars 2 in the movie theater.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social•caution; may contain peanutsEnglish
1·2 years agoInteresting. Maybe in smaller amounts it can help. I just remember from personal experience mixing tomato and chocolate sauce and it was awful.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social•caution; may contain peanutsEnglish
2·2 years agoAll I know is chocolate and tomato do NOT go together.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social•Chillin’ like a villainEnglish
9·2 years agoNot enough raisins
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPto
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social•Is this a crime? Thoughts?English
3·2 years agoJust like the mayonegg from Arrested Development
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMto
Cats@midwest.social•This is how I have to eat lunchEnglish
7·2 years agoYep! Lol my $100 Logitech mouse stopped working and I didn’t want to buy something more expensive.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social•I think I would take pineapple over thisEnglish
17·3 years agoTake this from someone who learned it the hard way: chocolate and tomato do NOT taste good together.








Hi, I didn’t know what this was til now