• Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    I’ve thought for a long time dogs only think in punctuation.

    “Whose a good boy?”

    “???”

    “You’re a good boy!”

    “!!!”

    This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.

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      4 months ago

      This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.

      Translation: “Furthermore; it is necessary to the security of the household that you allocate unto me a portion of all baked, cooked, or roasted goods that pass herein. For should I waste for want of sustenance, there would be no watch at the door; no bold guard to prevent the trespass of wicked men into the holdfast of our fair clan. And what could such a trifling price be, but rightfully rendered payment to a hound most virtuous and fair; indeed, such a payment is ennobling, even, to bursar and beneficiary alike!”

      Dog Mind: “;;;”