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Pro tip: turn your phone off
If your not being paid for on call, dont be on call.
Cant be a good date if you’re checking your work email in the middle of it
When the crowd strikes
Hah! I wish it was email, so I could ignore it. Instead it’s either a Slack DM, which escalates to a phone call.
If it was so critical why did they deny my last raise?
Because yall didn’t unionize.
They said I didn’t need to because they were like a family.
What I didn’t realize is that they were like my family.
Remember the 6th Rule of Acquisition
Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
And the 111th
Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them
