- 1st Jan onwards: fat - nice of you to assume that wasn’t already the case - Well then fatter I guess. Also, just like me fr fr 
 
- The yellow object is actually your - leaverliver.- What happens if you pull it? - deleted by creator 
 
- I imagined you using voice to text and you have an accent like Cheech Marin. 
 
- Personally I prefer to call myself “fattened”, like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It’s not my fault, it’s the mince pies’ fault! 
 
- Me on the right the whole year through. 
- You say full of cheese like it’s a bad thing… 
- I get my wisdom teeth out on the 27th :D - Have fun with them P E R C S 
 
- I’m full of cheese at all times. What else is there to live for? 
- Full of cheese cannot ve that bad of a fate 
- Christmas is twelve days: dec 25 to jan 7 - That wonderful time of year where your true love gives you WAY too many birds. - Way too many birds. - But also I need to know about the maids a milking, the ladies dancing, the lords a leaping, pipers piping, and the drummers drumming. Like, this is a performance where the humans get paid and get to go home afterward, and not like a slave trade situation, right? - this is a performance where the humans get paid and get to go home afterward, and not like a slave trade situation, right? - I mean, the song was first published in circa 1780 so…maybe? 🤷 
 
 
- just need to get employers and the government on board 
 
- The best part here in Germany is the Weihnachtsmarkt - The Glühwein certainly does counteract the cheese 
 
- The latter is me 365 of the year. I blame being born during that time period 😛 
- I’ve already been this for the last few weeks 









