• mog77a@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Facts.

    Elon tried so hard to back down from that deal. I’m not sure why it took actually signing that deal to realize he had been hosed.

    If I was an executive at twitter, I would have absolutely done everything possible to get Elon to pay that $44 billion.

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      1 year ago

      Elon: Fuck you Twitter!

      Twitter: Fuck yourself, Elon!

      Elon: Oh yeah? Maybe I’ll just BUY you.

      Twitter: Ha! No you can’t….

      Elon: No? Watch this!

      Twitter: Gotcha, dipshit.

      Elon: What? Wait no!

      Twitter: Ahem… judge?

      Judge: They got you, dipshit.

      Elon: (unbans Trump) Nyah-Nyah!

      Twitter: Ahahahaha (all the way to the bank)

      Elon: Everyone see this? This is the ADL’s fault!