satire, obviously…
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“I own”
The state security services have found that you have stolen government property in your possession, you are being sent to the Gulag.
Yeah idk I feel like this copypasta loses a lot of steam when it’s separated from its satire of the 2nd amendment
The comrade is dead.
I once fired one of these monsters near Minsk in a park called Stalin Line. It set off car alarms over 50m away.
I want to hear the story that lead to firing an anti-tank rifle near the Belarusian capital at a time when car alarms existed.
Stalin Line is a military history park. They have WW2 bunkers, loads of Soviet vehicles and an area where they do reenactments. And you could fire that monster rifle and an AK47. They also had a funny story about Hugo Chavez, who watched a reenactment and when the red flag fell down he ran onto the field, full of people with guns (loaded with blanks, but still) and his bodyguards, armed with apparently real ammo, followed him.
You know peole just live there, right?
“I own a Gauss rifle for home defense, since that’s what the founding Triarchs intended.”