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minus-squareKing@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down20·1 day agoI looked at the mirror, saw a male with 99 inch dick. Do I wake up yet or keep imagining?
minus-squareEngywook@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 day agoUgh… 99 inches is likely a pain to carry around.
minus-squareBreakerSwitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 day agoIt’s a real hassle needing to wrap it around your leg every morning and being basically incapable of getting hard, due to lacking enough blood to engorge 8 feet of dick.
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoYou just need a little trolley at the front. Like Lara Croft.
I looked at the mirror, saw a male with 99 inch dick.
Do I wake up yet or keep imagining?
Ugh… 99 inches is likely a pain to carry around.
It’s a real hassle needing to wrap it around your leg every morning and being basically incapable of getting hard, due to lacking enough blood to engorge 8 feet of dick.
You just need a little trolley at the front. Like Lara Croft.