• Bappity@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    this wikihow is called “what to do if Eminem doesn’t show up for your dying daughter’s make a wish”

  • velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml
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    9 months ago

    “Hey fam, it’s ya boy SlickPunk278, today we’re going to check out what’s going to drop down faster, my beats or my wife”.

    • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 months ago

      Hey, what’s up guys ! it’s me, ya boy SlickPunk278…Nathan…Today, I am gonna be Beat boxing the tetris theme to the beat of my dying wife’s heart rate…Nathan, for the love of God, call the nurse…ready guys ? Let’s go! 122pbm…146bpm…Nathan,please!…167pbm… please help me …184bpm…it hurts …202pbm…That was it ! Hope you enjoyed it guys. Don’t forget to like and subscribe, we’re so close to 100 subs !

  • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Boots’n’cats’n’boots’n’cats’n’boots’n’cats’n’boots’n’cats’n’boots’n’cats!

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    9 months ago

    This chick is dyin’ I ain’t lyin’ This bitch is done multiplyin’ Chuck her ass out the door While I’m flyin’ Won’t catch my eyes Ever dryin’, No cryin’