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minus-squareandyburke@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·2 months agowhat happens when the cat dies, contractually?
minus-squareMousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoSame as when you lose a wedding ring. Get (in this case, adopt) a new one.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYou get a new, similar-looking cat and pretend nothing has changed.
what happens when the cat dies, contractually?
Ritual suicide.
Same as when you lose a wedding ring. Get (in this case, adopt) a new one.
The wife or the cat?
yes
happy polyamory noises
You get a new, similar-looking cat and pretend nothing has changed.