over_clox@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months agoIf you have a kitchen hammer, you should also have a poop knife.message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down149file-text
arrow-up1-35arrow-down1message-squareIf you have a kitchen hammer, you should also have a poop knife.over_clox@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square25fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremuntedcrocodile@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·8 months agoPoop knife is a must have. But what am i missing out on with a kitchen hammer.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·8 months agoTenderizes steak. Advice, don’t use the hammer in the restroom, and don’t use the knife in the kitchen…
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoClearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoJust get a decent sledge and go ham on your ham. Tenderize the fuck out of everything. Steaks, chicken, pork, fish, eggs, bread, small children, milk, watermelons, you name it.
Poop knife is a must have. But what am i missing out on with a kitchen hammer.
Tenderizes steak. Advice, don’t use the hammer in the restroom, and don’t use the knife in the kitchen…
Clearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.
Just get a decent sledge and go ham on your ham.
Tenderize the fuck out of everything. Steaks, chicken, pork, fish, eggs, bread, small children, milk, watermelons, you name it.