Pfff. Amateurs. I did much worse for a spider!!!

My 6ft tall great grandmother would have scrubbed the toilet with that shrimp.

In Canada we call that Tim Hortons

Jokes likes that are soda-pressing.

Look, the one thing I am genuinely, no kidding surprised about is that he didnt try to sell tickets to see the mugshots taken live, at like 25k a pop.

So you’re saying if my parents had let me play video games, my childhood traumas would have been easier to deal with. Those f%*&ers…

Because this needs to be done 1000% right, there is no margin for error, everything has to be done in an iron clad manner that cannot be dismantled by half-assing it. Indicting a former president is a first in the history of this country, and this former president is nothing short of a cult leader with millions of unshakable followers, many of whom are armed to the teeth and ready to burn this country to the ground for him. So this has to be done very friggin carefully.

Alan Rickman was universally known as the kindest, most generous and gentle soul. Yet he kick-started his movie career by playing one of the most memorable villains.

It’s not just America. It’s the whole world right now.

You haven’t enjoyed N’Sync until you’ve listened to them in their original Klingon