loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down12
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squarePost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square5linkfedilink
loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-24 months agoPlease post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1196arrow-down14
arrow-up1192arrow-down1message-squarePlease post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square12linkfedilink
slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 13 hours agoI didn't really want a brain transplant....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down10
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareI didn't really want a brain transplant....plus-squareslothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoWhat do mermaids use to wash their fins?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down12
arrow-up152arrow-down1message-squareWhat do mermaids use to wash their fins?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square2linkfedilink
acockworkorange@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day agoWhat does a biologist say when they bring snacks for their sea cows?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down14
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareWhat does a biologist say when they bring snacks for their sea cows?plus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoWhat do you call a pig with laryngitis?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down10
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a pig with laryngitis?plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteEnglish · 8 days agoWhy don't bears wear shoes? Because they would still have bear feet.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down10
arrow-up164arrow-down1message-squareWhy don't bears wear shoes? Because they would still have bear feet.Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 days agoHave you heard about the new Nixon pants?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down17
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareHave you heard about the new Nixon pants?plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
kindred@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 9 days agomailed itplus-squarefeddit.orgimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1282arrow-down18
arrow-up1274arrow-down1imagemailed itplus-squarefeddit.orgkindred@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Nusm@peachpie.theatl.socialEnglish · 10 days agoI took a pole recently.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down11
arrow-up1171arrow-down1message-squareI took a pole recently.plus-squareNusm@peachpie.theatl.socialEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
NeonKnight52@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 days agoWhat do you call someone who studies meteors?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down114
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call someone who studies meteors?plus-squareNeonKnight52@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
owenfromcanada@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 days agoIt's tough for pilots to tell dad jokesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down12
arrow-up1120arrow-down1message-squareIt's tough for pilots to tell dad jokesplus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 13 days agoAn airline agent would not let the leopard check his dead gazelle as baggage.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down11
arrow-up180arrow-down1message-squareAn airline agent would not let the leopard check his dead gazelle as baggage.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 13 days agoI find that bear steak tastes a lot like steak with nothing on it,plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down13
arrow-up169arrow-down1message-squareI find that bear steak tastes a lot like steak with nothing on it,plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 13 days agoYesterday I woke up and saw the weirdest thing, a man with as many noses as there are days left in the year message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down15
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareYesterday I woke up and saw the weirdest thing, a man with as many noses as there are days left in the year gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoI always go to a tire shop on New Years Eve.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down12
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareI always go to a tire shop on New Years Eve.plus-squareTug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldEnglish · 15 days agoLike Mom always used to say media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1488arrow-down18
arrow-up1480arrow-down1imageLike Mom always used to say media.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteEnglish · 15 days agoWhy did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down17
arrow-up195arrow-down1message-squareWhy did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.Iced Raktajino@startrek.websiteEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukEnglish · 22 days agoWhat breed of dog is magic?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down13
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareWhat breed of dog is magic?plus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.ukEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Krauerking@lemy.lolEnglish · 25 days agoThe difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumentalplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down12
arrow-up157arrow-down1message-squareThe difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumentalplus-squareKrauerking@lemy.lolEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
