I don’t think it’s required actually, you just download the APK, patch it and then install it. I haven’t degoogled (yet) but there should be a patch that makes it independent from Google Play Services

I’ve been using reVanced lately. It is a YouTube patcher, not a standalone application, but it’s good enough for me https://github.com/ReVanced/revanced-manager/

Obligatory Opabinia appreciation video

Keep it on. The ukrainians will mistake you for NAFO. You can them befriend them by offering them soup. You’ll be shitposting for United24 in no time.

My local supermarket only has cardboard pictures of SD cards on the shelves and they give you the card on checkout. I have also seen reusable plastic cases you can’t slip into your pocket. Same thing with saffron. There are many ways to reduce packaging without causing shoplifting or having to look around for an attendant to unlock the shelves. If regulations are in place to remove single use plastic packaging I am sure supernarkets will find a way

The identity of everyone involved was protected, moral dilemmas are almost daily occurrences in medicine and there is a specific procedure for it. If every ethicist had to wait until on their deathbed to reveal their secrets the scientific community would suffer greatly and you would lose so many opportunities to make someone’s life better

Yup, either “what do you want”, “what do you mean” or “I am a tourist trying to fit in”

Mann gegen mann is the best gay anthem made by a heterosexual, change my mind

Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

Iron Maid

To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying “bless you” after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

Jackasses playing with ignorant people’s money*

You know she’s gonna turn around and say cellphone radiation gives you cancer

If you were only going 6 km/h you were doing it wrong

Is there a joke about the IVF bill here?

Except “luna” is latin for “Moon”, which means that in many neolatin languages the problem is still there. Probably Selene would be good for every language, She’s the whatever goddess of the whateverness of our Moon or whatever

That’s some Money Heist shit

The worst tragedy in the history of the town. The driver remained scarred by the experience. He finally overcame it five minutes later when he was offered a beer