- cross-posted to:
- science_memes@mander.xyz
- cross-posted to:
- science_memes@mander.xyz
SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW KIND OF MALE THAT TRANSCENDS THE GREEK ALPHABET ENTIRELY!!!
This new type of male belongs to the periodic table of elements. Known for their magnetic charm and iron will above all other types, scientists call this new type Fe Males!!!
Could you secretly be a Fe Male???
Iron males is something I can imagine some incel dreaming up. It might be a fun troll.
How can i sign up to be Iron Man?
It’s easier than you think! Tony Stark became Iron Man by wearing a special suit, right? That’s the secret!
That’s right! You can upgrade your manhood today simply by dressing like a Fe Male! Confused? Don’t worry! There are plenty of resources available! Simply Google “how to dress like a FeMale” and follow whatever results you find without question!
Huh, neat!
Iron Maid
I despise xi males, they have the worst Greek letter.
“I’m an alpha, what are you?”
“I am the alpha and the omega. Bow before your god.”
Alpha Males think they’re top shit, but it’s the Gamma Male that’s guaranteed to penetrate me