Which then makes it run like a new computer. So Linux basically gives you a free new computer.

Snaps probably 😆

If you want Pluto to be a planet, have the definition of “planet” changed so that Pluto would fall within that definition.

It’s misdirection and makes any laws or regulations specifically mentioning the Gulf of Mexico no longer apply since “tHeRe iSnT a gULf oF mExIcO.”

Jesus Christ! No thanks! I can’t imagine improperly placing cabinet knobs on closet doors like that

Fucking YouTube. I’ve wasted so much of my life and lost hours of sleep because of it.

Lol I’m currently experiencing this now with my cat as I read this post

Touchscreens are cheaper UI part too. It saved money and “looked cool”… Win-win for shareholders

The book cover would be a photo of Musk 😆

Feeling for a 2cm x 1.5cm button is way different than trying to read braille.

Human body: I can grow a fully formed human baby OR regrow your big toe nail in like 9 months.

I find it funny they’ve been trying to kill the Control Panel for 12 years now and still haven’t been able to do it. Microsoft, here’s an idea you can have for free: Put an “Other” section in the Settings app that opens the Control Panel inside the app, QED.

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it

I’d much prefer Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho as president tbf

This movie came out when social media was in its infancy. Just replace eugenics with manipulation from social media and we’re headed down the same highway of doom! Toot toot

“The enshittifucation will continue until profits improve.” --CEOs of Publicly Traded Companies

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks

No, you make an exact copy of it from the farmer’s field

Yeah, and?

Idk even the more egregious defects usually don’t get discovered this close to launch. The accelerator petal debacle should not have happened to begin with. It’s a solved technology!