A proper sized bed should be 2nd in your list after seeking medical advice.

Neither can fight, so a boring draw. Still better than a Jake Paul fight.

How would it know it’s an hour later? I’ve never fed my dogs at a set time. They get fed when I’m ready to feed them, anytime between 5pm and 8pm.

I hate posts that use the completely pointless ‘Nobody:’

How did you just realise this? I would’ve thought lack of pockets would be the sole reason you would use your bra.

deleted by creator

The first time ever I saw your face. Johnny Cash version.

deleted by creator

When I import things to the US through work, they always get stopped by Explosive Detection Dogs, at a cost of around 300 quid per pallet. I wonder if that will stop or drastically reduce. Certainly doesn’t seem like a good idea if you want to stop things coming in that shouldn’t be.

Not a great example, unless you have a very repetitive job. You have described work in general but music as one song only. I can listen to music I like over and over again all day, and I can also (mostly) enjoy my job all the time.

Never heard of that phrase. It’s not in common usage. Who knows what it meant?

I roll, so I get first hit.

Honeycomb, from the northern Irish ice cream shop that was Queen Elizabeth’s favourite. The only shop they ever made outside of NI was in Windsor as the queen liked it.

Do they? I’ve never held either differently, in the classic cigarette style, and I’d say the same for most smokers I know.

I don’t know what your friends are like, but I’d be comfortable asking my best friends something like this.

Edit: ok, if you don’t have friends or family you can call upon, this is simply aftercare from a healthcare professional. Dunno if you live in a proper country or America, but that’s the truth of it.

‘funny’

The school bully can get fucked.

These exist, albeit not attached to the trolley (which makes sense).

It isn’t really custard either. It’s pink blancmange mix with lots of milk.

My granny was a school dinner lady, so she always brought me home chocolate sponge and pink custard.