Cats do love murdering wildlife, fleas, and their own early deaths, you’re not wrong.

Yeah this more an Uplifting News article, but I guess people who still shop at (nonunion) Starbucks should know it.

Nah, that was the Bible, when Yahweh and El did their mega-fusion

Wow their comics do weird stuff on mobile

This is my fault for being on mobile like a filthy casual 😔

Because cool (but yes it’s silly)

Yeah it’s always funny to me when Superman looks around for something softer than his skin to smash people with.

Bro, you can tank a train hitting at full speed and not flinch, what are you doing?

Leave them alone they’re doing their best at melanin

Cat scratch fever, it turns out, is real and not cool

Huey would absolutely bite his “owner”

Just doing a Big Lie. These dorks are still working from a century old playbook, they’re just doing it on Xitter and propaganda rags.

They’re not trying to solve any problem beyond their own, potential resistance to false authority.

You forget the most common one of all, lying.

Intro to algebra type stuff to make sure you understand the concept of variables in the first place

Well, 40% of us

I was having a hard time imagining an American writing this without vomiting and then realized they probably have fundie brain rot. This sounds like one of their little slave-training phrases.

HBU?

It’s wild that you dorks will up vote preemptive excuse making just because someone took a pleasant tone.

Funnily enough, about a decade or so ago some war plans leaked for a USA vs everyone else war. That’s not unusual, that’s the job of the Pentagon, to make plans for every contingency so they can dust them off when something similar comes up and then not use most of it.

What was unusual is that they might have actually worked, in a “force a peace treaty” sort of way. The Pentagon identified the key, and frankly quite obvious weak point:

America has the strongest air force and fleets in the world by a decent margin (until relatively recently), and the world depends on fossil fuel pipelines and tankers that are quite easily destroyed when you have the only real blue water navy.

In a sane world, every general on the planet would have been screaming at their governments to push green energy after this plan leaked.

Never forget, never forgive

Definitely not in mine