When you’re born, Pantone checks your skin color and charges you. You need to get a license before you get tanned or they fine you.

I’m guessing you’ve already tried, but just in case: would dictation work for you?

I loved my Samsung Galaxy Q. But now that I’m used to gesture typing, I wouldn’t go back. It’s much faster than hitting keys individually with my thumbs.

One thing I do miss though is how quick it was to select/copy/paste.

I started dating someone and then realized pretty fast I didn’t like him that way.

The dude was already pretty depressed as a baseline, and I feel like giving him hope and then taking it away like that has dropped him pretty deep into negativity.

Maybe do robotics (likely in a simplified way; surely “robots for dummies” is a thing?) and have them make their robots compete in some sort of competition at the end of the year.

I’m not even a competitive person at all, but when our school had us compete on Popsicle stick bridges, I had a ton of fun. Creative projects with a clear, real-world benchmark at the end are really fun.

I used to get so angry at my dad for trying to pull that trick. I didn’t expose his lie but man was I not cool with being dishonest to save a few bucks.

Poison… Metal… Isn’t that just mercury with extra steps?

Is that a relatively recent phenomenon or has it been that way for decades?

If it’s the former, it might explain why they didn’t need to before.

They may be worried about people getting offended over screenshots.

It’s got RGB. Man, it must do so much FPS (fabric per second).

The return of mustaches.

Am I… Agreeing? With something an Iranian President said?

Do we need a name? Most social networks don’t have a special name for their users.

On mobile, it’s very bearable. You can skip them quickly.

On TV, oh boy. It’s super long and now you have to skip several times in an ad block to reduce your ad duration to the minimum.

As for desktop… Idk I only sit at my desk for work.

I’m a big fan of fake brands/products in anime. I don’t know why, but they bring me joy.

Interesting! I didn’t know there was a movie. The version I saw on stage was even more over-the-top (very stereotypical gay coded)

I wouldn’t mind them if they didn’t BREAK MY REMOTE’S PLAY BUTTON.

Thanks! Hopefully my new tires are more resilient

Leftover powder on the road is a different beast. It’s often mixed up with a little bit of sand, and it’s been crushed into a powder that doesn’t feel like natural snow at all. It doesn’t stick and it slips like fine sand. Not a fun time. A little pile of 2-3 cm of the stuff was enough to almost make me completely lose control last year. Scary stuff.

People have tried to get me into Monster Hunter several times, with little success. There’s just a lot of work involved.

Lots of crafting and farming, and once you’re ready, the fight itself is a lot of work. It takes a long time due to large HP pools.

There are a zillion builds, and the story isn’t exactly deep enough to engage me despite the shortcomings. To me, it’s basically Elden Ring, but with the aspects I don’t like turned to 11.