Someone should go to jail for this.

LMAO, let me get this straight. You want me to pay for the privilege of being spied on. We really did jump timelines. Fuck all these greedy companies.

But if I keep my mouth shut how will I assert that I am the most important human on the planet?

I’m so tired of AI.

Goddamn this motherfucker is stupid. I bet his audience ate that shit right up and then asked for more.

I was stationed on Ft. Moore back when it was called Ft. Benning. During our yearly Victory Focus excersize one of our soldiers lost his M-16 rifle. The entire base went on lock down. No one was allowed in or out of the base and since it was a member of our unit that lost the rifle we were not allowed to return from the field until it was found. I can’t remember how many days went by before it was found buried in a foxhole. I just learned from a friend on Ft. Moore that the base is not on lock down at the moment. This leads me to believe they have a pretty good idea as to where those weapons are. What I cannot understand is how they got stolen in the first place. These weapons, when not in use, are kept in secure facilities. It’s not like anyone, including a soldier stationed on the base can just walk in and take them. Which is why I think CID already has some leads. Godspeed to the thieves, Uncle Sam will always get the last laugh.

Yep, I thought I would add to their post then I read the tldr. If they care more about their own waste then they can have a conversation with it instead.

BBSs first, Prodigy, compuserve and then eventually AOL. It was glorious, slow but glorious. Ads were non existent basically until AOL. And if I’m being completely honest, it felt a bit like Lemmy does today.

Yes. It’s a shit show over there. I mean, it’s always been a shit show but right now more than ever.

Imagine serving your country with honor, imagine the training required to avoid instinct and allow yourself to jump in front of a bullet to protect someone. And then you get assigned to Trump.

This plea keeps popping up on Truth social along with Dan Bongino, Kristi Noem and the usual cast crying all over Truth Social right now. Fucking snowflakes.

Line of succession and all that.

Correction, a man and his brain worm are having a conversation and accusing a company of action they are allowed to perform.

Well, at least this time there may have been no casualties. Except maybe the occupants of the white bronco. Innocent civilians didn’t die, so we’ve got that going for us.

Of fuck, you just reminded me of that commercial. HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

Thanks Obama!

Betcha he took a shower and forgot to put it in shower mode.

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Russia getting desperate.

Better late than never.

Little advice for those getting this procedure. Do not forget to put your Neuralink in shower mode when you take a shower. You have been warned.