You can say piracy here, it’s a safe space. Or, ya know, porn.

Most of us are far too broke.

I wasn’t going to but now I’m gonna.

Main competitor to the Mac.

They were also talking about a kids show, maybe for some backseat entertainment on a long drive with limited cell reception and/or data? Or maybe the kids have an old TV at home with a DVD player and no smart features?

Why the fuck is she still getting a paycheck?

As if the constitution matters to these people…

For starters, because .w is not a valid TLD, and j.w would be registered in about 50 milliseconds if it ever became one.

Did I write this comment? I used to think I just did my best to deliberately waste as little time as possible to balance out all the time I waste involuntarily. Now I realize that I just can’t tolerate being idle, so the moment I initiate some automated process that will take more than a few seconds to complete, I start yet another task while waiting. This looks a hell of a lot more efficient on paper than it does in reality, though…

Also, repeated liposuction and no exercise.

I can’t be the only one itching to know what kind of degen shit it was, can I?

As long as the manner of death is quick enough and relatively painless, I don’t have to even give it a second thought.

Same. My shitty insurance even paid for every last dime of it. I guess they know as well as anyone how much kids cost.

The wall? Or maybe just saw the stairs apart. Fuck it, burn the house down and start over.

He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

For the railing or the couch?

…

Yes.

That one’s not really pasta, it’s rogersimon10:

https://cheezburger.com/7801861/19-times-the-dark-humored-jumper-cables-guy-trolled-reddit

Oh my, it’s really been that long? Excuse me while I shuffle over to the recliner on my walker with tennis balls on its legs to reflect on all the time I’ve wasted.

But (taken literally by my autistic ass) it’s one we already know the answer to because we’re the ones who defined all the units in the first place. A gram is a unit of mass, not weight, which is why its value is the same regardless of the value of g. That’s also why it’s always measured with a balance rather than a scale. It’s based on the Planck constant – which is, well, constant.

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