what’s wrong with leaving your mark on the world?

edit: cmon guys, it’s a fucking joke.

leave an upperdecker in every tank toilet you can.

it’s about over analyzing your current tasks and over describing common minutiae.

instead of: “I worked on restoring a database connection”

it becomes: “I worked with the DBAs, networking, and OpSec to restore the connection and ensure that connectivity remains up and secure. I also plan on working on adding proper monitoring to alert when this happens again. I should be done in a few days.”

then in a few days it becomes: “ran into scheduling conflicts with the monitoring team and will need it push it out until next week. Until then I’ll continue the monitor the situation and let you know if anything new comes up.”

no shit Sherlock.

they’re not working against us you dumb fuck.

they’re just not working with us because of your dumbass.

I did something similar. I figured that whatever was in there could read my mind so I imagined doing the most heinous violent acts on whatever was in there. I thought that it would scare whatever was in there away from me.

eventually I started doing it anytime I was scared or nervous.

now I’m a psychopath and nothing scares me, because I’ll just kill whatever scares me.

thanks mild childhood trauma!

the same folks who didn’t get why the piss jugs episode was so funny.

WHAT? NO, I’M NOT A PHYSICAL THERAPIST, SO I CAN’T “GIVE YOUR ASS A MASSAGE”. OK! THANKS, GOOD LUCK TO YOU TOO!

Not my proudest moment.

sadly, I think the people on the bus are disappointed in me more than I am in myself.

you can’t see it yet, it’s bubbling just below the surface of this calm exterior you see.

it’s there, seething, being super heated by unfettered rage.

you want to see a good show europoor? stick around. you will see the most horrific shit that will make the rest of the world terrified of Americans.

I once got so high that I stayed home from school and masturbated all day long.

I was severely chafed the next day…but man, what a day…

I can tell you right now, the 2020s smell like shitty depends, cheap cologne, and dial soap.

I’ll take both please.

or…I don’t pay it and never return…

if that’s the case

I’ll ask this question.

would you fuck without a condom at a hundred man orgy?

that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

what does this exactly accomplish?

if your privacy is important enough for you to forego using a sim card, you should just not have a phone with you.

I think there’s grounds here for them to not identify the current administration as legitimate. thus negating any agreements with the US government.

You speak well for having a dick in your mouth. it speaks to how experienced you are.

though, it is small and deformed…

for only 3% of global shipping evidently.