Bobby Brewster was better than Harry Potter. Change my mind!

Data. And. Cowbell.

Needs more data, but good work!

Is there a way to submit communities/instances to it? Doesn’t seem to have feddit.uk in the list of instances or any of the handful of feddit.uk communities I checked.

Come to Hemel Hempstead!

https://youtu.be/NHVF1rnUKHw?si=0-4PFtQtMWmRRFDi&t=47

“We’re fucking kicking all the Muslims out of the mosques and turning them into Wetherspoon’s.”

What a silly billy. You can’t turn Muslims into Wetherspoons.

Mmm, they’ve been working on looking like fannies for a while.

I haven’t bought a Brewdog beer for at least a couple of years now since I don’t want to support a company that seems to be run by arseholes. It’s a shame because their Nanny State, in particular, was the first low/no alcohol beer that tasted of something rather than just sweet, bland, lager. But Drop Bear has totally replaced Nanny State as my low-alcohol beer of choice (please don’t tell me they’re arseholes too!).

It seems to me a given that you shouldn’t be able to place bets on outcomes you can directly influence. This is not so different from e.g. a boxer betting on himself to lose.

“A rich, lefty, white male celebrity…" - well, she’s not wrong. Must make a nice change for her.

“… he can’t see the optics of attacking the only Black woman in government by calling publicly for my existence to end.” - and why hasn’t her government appointed any other black women?

“This is an early example of what life will be like if they win….” - sweet.

“Do not let the bigots and bullies win.” - see above.

Bozo the clown?

Nothing a generous sprinkling of caltrops wouldn’t sort out.

There should absolutely be an enquiry over the contracts awarded for PPE during the pandemic. It seems to me that some companies with no history of, or experience in, supplying medical gear won multi-million-pound contracts. I’d like to know the basis on which those contracts were awarded.

“Hey everyone, Elon’s renamed Twitter to X. We should have a one-letter name, it would be so cool. Like, the kids would love it. Elon’s a visionary. We should definitely, definitely, definitely do what Elon’s done. When has he ever made a mistake in business? Exactly, never! Maybe I could have a bonus worth billions! So cool!”

I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.

GNU Terry Pratchett

Whereas they ignored everything East of France over here.

Actually, I went to school in Scotland so our teachers also tried to ignore everything south of the border too.

Found the AI.

Or a piece an’ Macaroni Pie. Carb in Carb in Carb. I’m sure you could get the pie battered too in the right chip shop.

I’ve always been irresistible to the ‘ladies’.

In the company of my family, I can only find some small comfort in the evident fact that I protect them by being so fucking delicious that the little flying bastards are gagging for a piece of me and so ignore them. And no, I am not prepared to be a ritual sacrifice for you and yours as well. Fuck, I hate the midges.