Chihuahuas are scary af. They could easily be on second or third.

And crocodiles will do the same, but “in a while” and with smile.

This one made me feel sad for the recipient of this thrashing.

Mastiff been the biggest of the three authors.

Not a secret. Share the link when you find it.

Not a secret. Share the link when you find it.

That Wii controller had just the right shape too.

This shit made me crack up pretty good. So much so that I showed it to my wife who stared at the screen with a confused face not understanding why I was laughing so much, followed by a long look into my eyes with a deep sense of disappointment and placing the phone on the table before walking away.

Pandicles

Just trying to be helpful. Good day, sir.

On the contrary kind sir. If that complete, clear and concise explanation exhausted you, it shows that you need to develop skills to overcome very poor and underdeveloped reading skills. However, I must agree with you. Although these militaries aren’t breaking any agreements, I too think it’s fucked up to use these types of tricks.

The teacher is obviously a fat fuck that dreams of more pi.

This map exactly coincides with the area where people’s feet are fast as lightning. Uncanny!

The “I’ll tell wut” killed me 🤣🤣🤣

And your eyeballs are the exposed part of your brain.

My mans was using Hotmail?

I did, you’re right…let’s edit. Thanks

They are known to be minute men so this is pretty accurate.

IIRC women couldn’t get a credit card into the 70’s. Crazy.

Edit: couldn’t

And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.