No they don’t.

The first two remind me of tacky mafia style hotels and maybe Miami (Tony Montana) or Las Vegas “classy”.

He “placed” uranium in that mind box

Mf’kin crackahs be trippin and shit.

Warthog

You mean Mom?

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TL;DR: Fucking exercise, bro. So good. Am I right?

They probably weren’t related. Directly.

You actually read the article on here? Respect!

Looks really nice and really smart. Question: does it last the whole week without spoiling?

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!

Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.

This makes an incredible amount of sense so I can’t imagine the Dutch understanding what you’ve written.

Playing doesn’t mean winning.

Thanks a lot Osama!

How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.

I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.