Try cloud hiker.

https://cloudhiker.net/explore

It’s kinda like how stumble upon used to be.

Language is a virus.

https://genius.com/Laurie-anderson-language-is-a-virus-lyrics

I have an app for that.

Best news I’ve heard in a while

No.

The first mistake was being in Virginia.

Weasels ripped my flesh!

Non paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/vhoPO

Tampon Tim will stop the red wave.

Ok

I bet that food still hasn’t spoiled.

Going down to Georgia implies that Georgia is under hell.

America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.

The USA has a rapist running for president.

Any fix on this?

Yes, 100%

Probably not a great idea to gather around the explosive suicide boat.

Somafm groove salad

https://somafm.com/groovesalad/

Why?