Weasels ripped my flesh!

Non paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/vhoPO

Tampon Tim will stop the red wave.

Ok

I bet that food still hasn’t spoiled.

America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.

The USA has a rapist running for president.

Any fix on this?

Yes, 100%

Probably not a great idea to gather around the explosive suicide boat.

Somafm groove salad

https://somafm.com/groovesalad/

Why?

I’d like to watch this but voyager app won’t let videos play.

I’ve been to Hong Kong. It has the biggest China Town I’ve ever seen.

I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.

Great post, I offer my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.

Ugh. I’m close with two of those.

We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

Yea, this is happening to me too pretty often over the last few weeks.