Ima be honest I’m a sucker for pineapple on my pizza - ham and pineapple is fuckin delicious and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise - but I draw the line at banana. That’s weird as shit

Man photographer was in a prime position to kick that guy square in the nuts. Can’t shoot someone when your testes are in your throat

Much as I’ve outgrown South Park over the years, sometimes Cartman’s hatred of hippies is damned understandable