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Holy fuck off already.
Holy fuck off already.
No need to thank me. You’re whale cum.
I would give all of my money to my (real) family then kill myself.
Not because I dislike Taylor Swift, she just has the complete opposite life I want. I do not like attention. I am not an extrovert. I despise people.
This is actually kind of a nightmare to think about lol.
Elon is bidding on it against his own alt accounts. There’s no way anyone else gets it.
Read that guy’s biography and I’m not sure this statue is inaccurate lol.
I am now using Lemmy and Reddit like an addict.
This would be bad for me. Why the fuck would you ever want to leave your own ideal utopia?
I’m in this window and don’t feel that’s the case.
I am resigned to working until I die, leaving my retirement funds to my kid so maybe she’ll have a leg up, or at least be able to survive.
Yes. When you moved, everyone else did too. We’re all NPCs in your RPG.
Ha! They can blow me all the way to my full Linux conversion at that point.
How to lose marketshare speedrun?
What a classic case of: “I learned it by watching you!”
Can’t believe they bothered to try to pass it. From an outside quick glance, it seems like a brilliant idea. But then you have to remember WHY they’re doing this. They want to ship 24x7 and not have to pay a person. Slapping a co-pilot in there is counter-intuitive to their end game. Not to mention humans do NOT have the required attention span for this. We can often do stupid shit, completely sober, while driving, with DECADES of experience.
If the autopilot is even 80% effective, we’re going to get bored, sleep, read, fuck around on our devices. Maybe jerk off? Who knows?
We’re not ready for this step, not yet.
Bet they’ll be needing a lot of mechanics when the time comes, though.
Time to cancel Prime. Removing perks. Increasing prices. Saturating us with ads.
Too much money is never enough! We need to monetize monetization! Assholes.
Imagine if any of these rich assholes were actually good guys?
Plant some lemongrass.
When that shows to only be partially effective, accept the fact that you can’t control the ongoings of the world in every fashion.
So they’ve been doing this for better than 20 years. All that is going to happen, is they’ll be fined. That money will disappear into the pockets of the lawmakers and nothing will change.
Maybe they’ll be brought up again in a few years when another pack of goons need more cash to pretend like they’re regulating anything in favor of the people.
Something else we won’t benefit from. Nice. Uh. Go us.
That’s Hand Banana and you should remember the name. (He’s from a pretty funny episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
This is funny. Please pipe ALL of your online activities through us. We won’t spy, gather, sell, or snitch.
Get fucked.
You could’ve tried it yourself in the time it took you to craft this reply.
It has nothing to do with the browser. Change extension or just save originally as .png instead of .webp
Can pop the file right open in any image editor that can fart with pngs, post directly anywhere else, like Discord.