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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.

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Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.

It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.

It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.

The name oubliette implies larger, scarier, oobly.

It’s more expensive, and it’s typically not that much better than inorganic.

Setting VPN to Poland works.

Power Wash Simulator haha. Twas a silly game.

A lot of people say that, but it does fuck all for my hands and face, and I’m still breathing in cold ass air.

I have heat retention issues, not heat rejection issues.

Perhaps the grossest feeling I’ve ever experienced was while I was stationed near Chicago during the winter and my nose hairs were freezing inside my nose, all while bundled up in as many layers as possible.

Fuck the cold; I’d rather be in the heat.

That being said, extreme heat is still miserable.

Profiting?

I’d you’re in the US you can use zip code.

I mean, do they even enforce this? I flew spirit once, had a backpack and a messenger bag, and just boarded and flew. I mean, how could they possibly enforce this?

That escalated quickly…