Can we just ungroup the damned Taskbar already? I don’t understand why they are being so stubborn on this.

I wish there was a filter to block any post with this asshat’s name in it.

Right. And since he was heading north but drifting south the effort failed. Were you schooled in Florida?

This is sick. Kudos to mods for dealing with this garbage. I hope the posters are all hunted down and punished.

My fucking life with my wife and son. I honestly hope I get into a car accident with the steering column impaled in my chest so I can call them with my dying breaths to say I love them, only to have them not pick up because their ring is on mute. Then I’d come back as a total DICK of a ghost saying ‘See? I told you to turn your ring volume up!’

Lock them up! Lock them up! (In Arkham.)

“Yevgeny, It’s Vladimir! Hey, no hard feelings buddy! Why don’t you fly on over so we can put all of this behind us?”

Thanks but, yeah, still not getting it. So Russia recruits a shark, known for not being a particularly nice creature, then adds the moon?

So I know their moon probe crashed, but I don’t get it. ELI5, please.

Black cat is like “Do it. Give me a reason to slap the shit out of you.”

Meh. Not really.

Q: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?

A: Because England couldn’t figure out a way to ship them to the British Museum.

Tourists: What about my Constitutional Rights! If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking German now!

She should have soaked in a tub of it. If you are dissolved, you can’t be charged.

Oh, bless your heart.

“But, m’Lord, we can TAX it and make a ton of money!”

James I: “Oh, carry on then.”

Same here in the US by a huge margin. I was a smoker once, and what finally got me to quit was imagining the politicians I hated most making money off of me. Tobacco is a government-funded addictive substance that is being pushed by us around the world for profit.

I nice cold seltzer with a lime wedge.

It’s always the southern states that rate lowest in damn near every category.

“It’s called summer, libtards. There’s always mass die-offs of entire ecosystems in summer.”

We’re fucked.

Want to know what happens when you listen to Russian propaganda? This is what happens when you listen to Russian propaganda.