ScrumblesPAbernathy

I’m not a democrat, I’m a leftist.

No, leftists are like vegans. Call a vegan a vegetarian, “I’m not a vegetarian, I’m a vegan!”

Call a leftist a democrat, “I’m not a democrat, I’m a leftist!”

(btw, I’m a leftist. Not a vegan though)

If someone refuses to admit their political affiliation in the US you can basically guarantee they’re right wing.

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IRC is so rad. I learned to touch type by hanging out in IRC channels in the dark on a stolen shell account in 93. I felt like a hacker, really I was a goofball talking about rollerblading on a shell account that no one cared about because they got it for free with their SLIP account.

Sugar Ray. They went from Mean Machine to Fly. Caution, potato quality videos.

Lentils and rice. Saute 2 tablespoons of cumin seeds and 2 tablespoons of coriander powder in some neutral oil. Add 5 cups water, salt and pepper, bring to a boil. Put in a cup of brown lentils and reduce to simmer. Simmer for 10 min. Add a cup of rice, cover and cook on low for 20 min.

Serve with caramelized onions and yogurt if you’re fancy. Skip that and serve with cheese if you’re me. I shamelessly stole this and bastardized it from Christopher Kimball’s mujaddara recipe.

It sounds like more work than it is. Toast spices, 5c water, 1c lentils for 10 min, 1c rice for 20 min, bob’s your uncle.

If everything was good that would mean that we’re all in a skinner box in a simulation. So shittiness is positive evidence that our reality is true. Embrace shittiness, shit it up. Lil guy, I believe in you!