Finally some good news

Too bad the people we need to reach are literally incapable of understanding satire

In true American fashion, we “invented” something that already existed in a land we “discovered” while it was already inhabited.

Tin cans and string

Bowie.

Barn door, horse, etc.

America is so innovative that it invented the self-hating woman.

No

Stop trying to make “kagis” happen

It’s not going to happen

Well, she has the audacity of being a woman raising a child to be independent, so they had to jail her.

And vice versa: sites that will render fine on a PC, but refuse to load on mobile and direct you to an app instead, or have fewer features than the full site available.

Frankenstein was the real monster he made along the way

Frankenstein was the monster. His creation was innocent.

Ah shit, ya beat me to it

Instead, he found a turkey.

Even a simple “bruh” can help.

No, that’s where we got the word horstel.

Tim Microsoft?

Thanks, neither the title nor the post text held this vital information.

Bill is the red thing on the jar on the top shelf.