Spaghetti_Hitchens

Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.

It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?

What’s up, my cisgenda?

That would be a great prank food to take to a pot luck

Woah. Easy, fella

OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!

Joe mama

Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut

Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?

Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.

Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.

If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems

Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.

It’s obviously superior to FAT31

Hours invested in that game of the devil

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

If anything we can see is responsible for giving us life, it’s the Sun. Praise to the Sun.

If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.