But what is the Matrix?

I’ve never heard of NXZT, were they like NCIX? What do they do?

How do I see the mod log for someone else? I want to see!

Nope you forgot about the Game.Com, the best VR experience after the Virtual Boy that 1993 could offer

I have that sound effect play by a switch by my bed that turns the room into Fuck Mode, blacklights, lava lamps, and a silicone Snit mask

Just ship some bat soup down south and start COVID-25

ReBoot and Beast Machines

I like the bit when he socks a camel right in the jaw

Demona fuckin hottttt

That’s my secret, Captain, I’m always joking.

And hungry.

But mostly joking.

But One Must Fall 2097 was pretty sweet

“Pass the dutchie on the left hand side” isn’t just a Tim Hortons slogan

In Tajikstan they don’t have cars yet but if you get hit by a donkey then you’re entitled to three sheep compensation

Yeah when it took perfectly good tea and threw it into the river

No but the piracy website just gonna include a robots.txt and now you’re back to square dumb, Japan

This is the greatest moment of my life today

God I love British tits

That’s my beef. Most of the time I don’t have the time to reverse engineer my volume knob drivers via the command line, let alone figure out which obscurly-named (but generally under 8 characters) random function or shell script or what have you is the fix, but oh you gotta install the repository, but first you gotta find out which one is compatible with your kernel, and then do it all again cause you forgot to type sudo and your password at every goddamn step

Is that because he can’t figure out how to do fuck all in Linux?

Me too

How do they judge? How do I look at market?