I realized I’ve never actually seen a quantum computer. When I saw this post, I decided to look one up, and expecting them to look like some old storage server or something. I mean they can’t look that antiquated, right?

Then I saw one on the Internet, and realized quantum computers look like THIS:

Nothing ends, Mariner. Nothing ever ends.

Don’t worry. He remembers it, so you don’t have to.

Me, reading that title:

“There’s gonna be a war tomorrow, and an author’s gonna die? We must stop this!”

They probably mean the hard drive has 10 platters, each containing at least 3TB.

Short version: No.

Long version: Nooooooo.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Why are they putting on fake fur?