You don’t know why, but you can assemble a gun from it.

I would trust Hannibal Lector more than Oz, frankly.

Smash

Smash.

Redefine the phrase “Mind fuck” into a much more literal form.

Woodrow Wilson already did this after WWI, and is kinda the figurehead behind a lot of toxic American “we’re the best, so you all should be like us” nationalism.

Not bad! But the watermelon isn’t lined up straight. 0/10

Roses are red Come get your fix Come get a bowl Of

I don’t need no “Directions” to know how to Rock!

They do. You pay extra for it. You have to have apache or a web server configured for it, and a lot of space. Source: I configured one like 4 years ago.

Brutalmoose is a god damned treasure.

The Charge Of The Light Brigade by Alfred, Lord Tennyson!

Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

It’s been my mantra and my battlecry for the past few years now. Love it.

At times, I’m a carbon conveyor

Mr. Xenon, would you please be my mayor?

You’ll be doing us a really big favor

Boy uranium has a lot of flavor

When it comes to decay lead is your savior

Follow tin for the heavy behavior

The candle that burns twice as bright will burn your fucking house down

Fuck.

Titanic

The smell of the air conditioner wall unit at my mother’s old house. Musky. They were kept out in the garage, and my dad has no sense of smell. He would just put them in the windows and turn them on.

When I came home from school and got hit with the cold air, the smell, I knew it was summer. Yeah, sure, there’s probably a fungus in my brain that drives me towards the highest points I can find to release my spores, but, damn, it smelled like freedom.

When I was

I dunno, some bring me down

Oh, that’s an idea. I have it currently listing the company on the top, and position below. Maybe I should swap the two…

That’s what it’s there to do! It’s like asking “Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?”