

First thing I do in the morning is put on a fresh pair of gloves for the day.


First thing I do in the morning is put on a fresh pair of gloves for the day.
Ngl, I couldn’t function w/o being able to look at which key I’m pressing from time to time.
So there’s no issue with cosplaying a dude playing a dude playing another dude then, right?
Who needs to masturbate when you’ve got all that pussy?


That’s it, I’ve had it. Somebody get Joe Rogan in here so we can hash this out.
I like to boof a pot of coffee in the morning.


Just because you have $1M doesn’t mean you can afford to own two $500k houses. Maintenance, property taxes and insurance would probably be unaffordable.


Looks like the sequel became a much bigger hit.
Brushing must be a bitch.
Is that the one that chicks make up all the time?
They’ve come down in price and there are actually better options out there now.
Still better than AI slop.
I looked up the origins of the luge double and you’re not too far from the truth!
You know…that actually looks kinda gay if you ask me.


You can look for Singing Puns but it’s just a thirst trap.


Did you hear this from that Singing Puns chick?


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aaron earned an iron urn
I will compare it to a movie that I think is really good. If it’s better than that, I qualify it as a great movie.
I do! Because I’ve never bothered getting a passport…