Geez where’s your sense of humour today? 😁

Our universe is but one Pringle in a can.

Wouldn’t it be bizarre and ironic if the universe is shaped exactly like a Pringle?

Canada says sorry, by the way.

His salary increase must be inversely proportional to the quality increase in Windows 11.

I’ve not heard of that, thanks.

Or like a long Windows file copy.

I believe they also write off as much as they can as income losses to reduce their tax bill. Minimal or no income? No taxes.

I didn’t realise (or more likely I forgot) that Fossify forked the Simple Mobile apps.

I hope they defect instead of fighting.

I never understood the need to display multiple US flags in your yard. We get it, you live in america. You love America. We get that too. Are you afraid someone will think you no longer wish to be American if you took your flags down?

Ah so how many Russian political visitors has Trump had to his place? Hmmm

Thanks, good to know!

I tried organic maps once and it told me to do a u turn as the last instruction in the route, when I actually needed to turn right into my destination. I rarely drive these days but I’ll definitely try it again to see how well it does.

“Softer”? Management/executive speak for “we released a crap product”.

If they truly were building a better internet, they wouldnt use Chrome’s engine.

Darwin, where are you?! We need you to dole out more awards!

Not for long…

Sadly it’s not responding at the moment. At least for me.

Exactly. And so it begins.