If you’re in the mood for nonsensical madness:

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Time_Cube

or

https://pdf-library.org/terrence-howard-math-theory.pdf (Yes, this is the actor that played Rhodes in the first Iron Man movie)

For sale: One pair rubber electricians gloves, mouse sized. Never used.

Chicken.

You forgot the “.2”

put your hand in the crack and you won’t get it back, from a moraaaay.

A coworker once got an HR talking-to for printing this meme out and leaving it on all the dev’s desks.

I once tanked a production service by assuming it could handle at least as much load as my laptop on residential sub-gigabit Internet could produce.

I was wrong by at least an order of magnitude.

Thanks republicans, next stop: Upton Sinclair was a communist and we should leave food safety to the experts: the mega corps.

https://youtu.be/gkLvpt9Z3fA

I agree, but political power to what end? People usually use political power to get people elected. What’s the alternate use for political power? Lobbying is just buying off already elected people, and even a violent coup is using political power to install a different political system, so what’s the point of political power if you don’t use it for politics?

They absolutely did, and very likely could again at any time. It doesn’t matter what you do if they monitor literally all the traffic everywhere, which they do.

You’re missing the forest for the trees.

https://oceanconservancy.org/news/its-not-just-seafood-new-study-finds-microplastics-in-nearly-90-of-proteins-sampled-including-plant-based-meat-alternatives/

“And there’s no escaping them no matter what you eat, it seems."

Nope:

it’s in the fruits and vegetables

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0013935120305703

Even SALT

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9813175/

Plenty of kids full of lead these days.

The NSA compromised the TOR network as long ago as 2013, it’s not anonymous.

IED’s your IDE.

What’s the point of political organizing if the goal isn’t to get your people into elected positions?

Sacrifice? It was fucking stolen, shot in the head, and thrown in the sea before anyone knew it was even happening.

I offer “me vale madre” or “me vale verga” n Mexican Spanish.

The first one is weird, madre in this context both does and doesn’t mean “mother”. It’s closer to to the mother in “motherfucker” than it is to “I fucked your mom”.

They both mean “I don’t give a shit” although with different flavors of vulgarity.

The second one is literally “this means dick to me”