And federal minimum wage still at 7.25 for the last 15 yes. 🤔

Capitalism times report: Bakery profits from volunteer drivers.

Home of the free. And all that.

Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes.

Less than 3% growth annually is a body recession.

IGN though. Would consider theonion more credible news source.

Oh, it’s trending up. That’s progress!

But then Apple would be honest in their advertising.

After each ten war declaration punches, you get a free frozen yogurt.

History fixed. Move along.

And now it’s all over beach. Maybe gzip so cleanup easier.

Don’t worry, I’m sure the US.A. will offer a weekly Groupon deal with free shipping.

They run like shit on ChromeOS, so Google can shove it where the sun don’t shine.

Asian Stihl?

Even its name is full of shit.

Nintendo hates fun. Pass it on.

Israel has rabies

I think it’s so you can have pizza while you plugin and use device.

Cheese Protection

If you can’t beat them, sue them. 🤔

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!