What’s more concerning are gold yoga pants and bunny ears…

It’s designed to protect “users”.

What could go wrong?

Use 1ft dot io

You can’t “SIM swap” a cryptocurrency account, only custodial services.

You can use Molly (a Signal fork) and have 2 accounts on same device, you need a second phone number though

The fall of the house of Usher vibe

SearX

Nice, consider adding an XMR address in the dotfiles repo

Keeping track of livestock

Some of yours would be happy if you still lived at home…

I wonder who got all those images the algorithm got trained on?

Try Tor browser

Try silent dot link

*degoogled cars