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I don’t read because school conditioned me to consider reading a tiresome chore =(

That, and the dyslexia

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Trans people are extreme…ly cool and valid 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

I think that fact is cool, thanks for sharing!

“I have a question… for God… WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?”

Peak art, an inspiration to us all

Boots with the purr 😻

I bite my baby even when he’s not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!

Rejoice! She brought protection!

Those ones we just refuse to acknowledge, corporations pay through the nose for attention, so don’t give it to them

NTBDBIWDFTA

It’s like what I say to bother botanists:

If half of the fruits with “berry” in their name don’t fit your definition of berry, you need a new definition

I don’t think trucks have those

To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what’s 2 more?

Nah, they love GAS

Doin well so far! Only a little over a week left!

What if it’s quiet piano music so my infant won’t cry? (he is scared of buses)

Meant to send this to my wife, then accidentally sent it to my whole family group chat

So curse you XD