That’s all a sign of just how sick our society is. We can treat mental health, we can offer higher quality education, by doing so, we give a person the opportunity to elevate their socioeconomic status. These are largely key factors in criminal behavior. But instead we just lock up the criminal, because it’s cheaper. We can’t fix our society until the government stops prioritizing profit over health and education.

Nope, no bones…

Uh oh… Guys, I caught one…

I also have the brain of an elephant.

It’s in a jar on my desk…

I’m not allowed back at the zoo…

Here’s the rest of the set then, enjoy!

And a bonus drooling cat that looks like it fell asleep drinking coffee

Man… It took me 13 requests. Some were close, I got a realistic looking orange cat drooling. A lot of Garfield eating pizza. Finally bing gave me this…

I wouldn’t say “very ugly.” I think it looks fine, especially for a game that’s been in development for 11 years.

It has a lot of jank, but considering what the game does, I think it does it exceptionally well. Especially considering you can pretty much count the number of open world, randomly generated zombie apocalypse games on one hand.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

*Looks at Jersey plate*

*Looks at Newark exit sign*

Yeah… That’s about right.

Anything for Konami to not have to actually make a new game.

I’m always down for anything Castlevania, but each time they do one of these collabs, it gets my hopes up.

Bring it to Steam and I’ll care. Alan Wake is one of my favorites series, but I refuse to give Epic money because of their exclusive bullshit.

The working class are nothing but tools for the upper class. Always have been. We are the unclean undesirables.

When the rich are in crisis, the government bails them out.

When we’re in crisis, we’re supposed to stop eating avocado toast…

Incorrect… The storm actually ends after you get the Varia suit and the music turns from dark and brooding to more heroic.

It still wins for one of the moodiest openings to a game, in my opinion. It really makes me wish that Metroid leaned even harder into the horror stuff

That’s about what I paid for it I think. Got way more than $8 enjoyment out of it for sure! Here’s hoping it works again!

From what I was able to find, Gearbox is fixing it/has fixed it? Depending on the price, I’d probably buy it and sit on it if it doesn’t work yet. The game has always been a little janky, but it’s crazy fun.

In my state, it’s one car length(15-20 feet) for every 10mph. Good luck getting anyone to actually follow it though! Getting on a major highway here is like the Autobahn.

Yeah, it seems like a weird recreation

Edit: Actually, it appears to have been color compressed.

“You can’t hear a picture”

The picture:

No, no one’s come forward.