Thanksgiving Edition: I’m gonna spread your legs and stuff you full of onion, bread, sausage, and apples.

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. I don’t think I ever got so invested in figuring out a story than with Elden Ring. I thoroughly enjoyed following each character’s progression as they all head for the tree. I’m still bummed that I stalled out in the DLC because of the stupid commander Gaius fight. Game was cake up until his gatekeeping ass. Fuck that guy… Someday I’ll feel like trying again.

Well, they seem to think pedophilia is too, so… yeah… That’s the kind of piece of shit we’ve got here.

My best friend and I have been playing this for the past 3 days and it’s wild. All I was expecting was a game about camping in an RV. We’re now underground and having to navigate explosive gas…

I think of it as an RPG ruleset, like DnD. Most of FF games follow similar mechanics, class systems, sometimes there’s the same monsters, and sometimes there’s crystals that do stuff.

I agree though, FFX is really good.

I can help.

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Piss off both sides and just spell it. G.I.F.

They look like the stand-in crew for some of the Star Trek TNG cast.

Remember how like… 5-10 years ago, games just… Kinda worked?

Yeah, if I remember right, the issue is that the typo breaks the system that tells the xenos how to behave in combat. They should use vents and try and flank you, but instead they just charge right at you.

Still a ton of other issues with the game, but that was huge.

Gonna just remind everyone, or tell anyone who isn’t familiar… Gearbox’s Colonial Marines has a typo in an ini file that breaks the game’s AI. Gearbox was made aware of it after a modder found it in 2018. They acknowledged it by making a joke, then did nothing…

That one letter typo is still there after 13 years.

Daemon X Machina has a more fast paced mecha feeling. Very similar to the Armored Core games. Which makes a lot of sense, since Kenichiro Tsukuda and Shoji Kawamori are both behind it. Just got a sequel too! Shame it’s damn expensive.

Has anyone seen his shoulders lately? It’s been a long time since that shirtless pic of him riding a horse…

You speak as though Atari is known for making sound business decisions…

They did, some generic boiler plate like “We’re so sorry! We’ve sent your feedback to our team!” I sincerely hope they did and some dude got to read that. I honestly don’t know how those made it past the taste testing phase…

The wife picked them up, tried one, had me try one, then they went in the trash. The texture is weird, not anything you’d expect at all and the flavor was disgusting. The only worse thing I’ve tried was those Old El Paso Fiesta Twist things. They were so bad I wrote the company… The churro ones taste like old cardboard that’s been sitting on a shelf and the taco ones taste like someone farted into your mouth after eating tacos.

That would explain some things. The wife got those circus peanut things and they tasted like hot garbage.

Edit: This crap… The sour cream and cheddar specifically. Tasted like I was actually poisoning myself.

Wait, they changed the shape? When??? Only Pringles product I’ve had in like the past 6 months is those gross packing peanut things…

Going to copy my post over from the original for anyone wondering why because the description does nothing to explain:

I watched a few minutes of it and finally got to it… If I got it right, the guy suing them wanted to make a mod with guns. Mojang said no and got it shut down. He’s suing because he believes a company shouldn’t have any say over how users might modify their games.