

There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!


There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.


Yet Trump can declassify documents by thought alone.


It may be possible…
It may not be necessary…


Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.


You have died from dysentery.
But not small ones.
Only people who live in the country.


Yes. My mom called it “hugging hands”. I don’t remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.
Also, the census doesn’t only count citizens.
A reflection in the glass of the window.


“Make out” makes out so many things.


“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”


A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.
Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies
Carthago delenda est!


It could certainly be used as evidence in your favor. Whether it by itself would be enough to exonerate you would depend on things like the evidence against you and how much weight the jury gave to your records.


These are known as souvenir plots. Generally, you aren’t buying the land, but rather you’re buying a contractual right to prevent the actual owner from developing the land.




Funny “Haha” or funny “Uh Oh”?