Because theirs isn’t actually a tree.

He was fine. He had enough starfish DNA to grow his head back.

Fucking bawler. Now that’s a true American.

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I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make here on my comment making fun of America.

I added myself to the bone marrow donation registry with a mouth swab at a dead show.

The Mighty Monarch.

Apple could buy arm and shut everyone else out.

You really think apple isn’t their best customer?

You really think apple isn’t part of why this is happening?

Who had the ARs?

I like croak way better as the English representation.

They fucking lied to me. It is absolutely not foot activated. I even jumped on it and nothing.

Watch, I can probably run over it with my truck and not set it off.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but America isn’t at war with them.

Of course the fucking Mormons are trying to own it.

They trusted Russia. Fatal mistake.

I think it might actually be mustard.

Anyone will work if you pay them enough. It’s called supply and demand. You’d think the capitalists could at least pretend to embody their own free market “values”.

Trans women are women.

By far the easiest is stop using windows.

And a galaxy a neuron. And the universe a mind?