I was editing an Irish comedy recently which used “yinz” and “yiz” a lot.

not that i play wow but shredders too

podcasts - behind the bastards, you’re dead to me, no such thing as a fish

not to mention the reason why you’re only supposed to say the word “lawyer” to cops is they literally tell you: “ANYTHING you say CAN and WILL be used AGAINST YOU in a court of law.” That doesn’t mean “might or maybe” or “to help you.”

I have a 15+ year resume in my field and I struggled to find a job this year. It’s not because of you that finding a job is hard. It’s that job sites are like dating sites: the majority of posts are fake. You should decide on what kind of job you want and approach recruiters in that field - even with, maybe especially with, your requirements, they’ll be able to help you better than clicking auto-apply on LinkedIn.

I had to have an operation for that

it is them

BFU deez nuts lmao gottem

that’s a bit wordy

edging the calcy

not to mention the squirrel got injured to the point it’s bone was sticking out of its tail and the guy didn’t take it to the vet because they wouldn’t let him keep it as a pet.

That’s a European lorry, American trucks don’t have a flat nose.

(I am somewhat kidding)

if it’s infinite monkeys then an infinite amount of them do it correct on the first try

that’s the thing about wives, they do be saying things.

the pink ones are 4chan I think the other two are Tumblr

a man with a hook hand had tried to gain entrance to the car but because she locked the door he couldn’t open it.

eh, scientology already did it better

The other part of it is there’s not only one monkey who does Hamlet correct on the first attempt, there’s two, three four, guess what - an infinite amount of them.

And another infinity that get it right after 5 minutes

Another infinity that take exactly 10 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours 4 minutes and 17 seconds

And another infinity that takes one second less than the life of the universe

And another infinity that takes a googleplex of the lifetime of the universe to complete

that’s the point of the thought experiment

“what are the means of production?”

The ways in which you produce goods and services for transactions in a market.

Using a laptop (/server) to produce IT services is no different to a cobbler using a machine to produce a shoe, or a bard using a lute to produce a song.

The more you dig into it though, the more hardware and infrastructure you’ll find: router, servers, storage, switches, cables, management systems (both technical and HR). Even if you work alone you still use the internet which is made up of physical computers owned by someone, and telephony infrastructure, and you’ll still use a service to find work, and you’ll still take payments using a bank…

It’s equally applicable now to an IT worker as it was to a draughtsman at an architect firm in 1840.

I was saying boo-oops